The People have left me with Mr. Pugsley and Junebug for a while. I am sad to say that they had to go to Gainesville, FL, as Ian's Sweet Granny has been admitted into hospice. Her cancer has progressed, and she is ready to go "home" to see Jesus. I don't know who this Jesus fellow is, but He must be pretty fantastic for our Sweet Granny to leave us all to see Him.
Ian said I couldn't go to Gainesville, because I would "add to the stress." I can't imagine what he means. I am a stress-free dog! Thanks for thinking about our Sweet Granny and the family during this tough time. I'll be kissy-facing all over Pugsley, so you don't have to worry about me.
Woman says I get to go camping this weekend! Woo-hoo! Last time we went camping I stole lamb off Woman's plate, and then she wrestled it out of my mouth. I still got a good taste of it though. I really hope that happens again, because this time she's not getting that lamb back! I'll be sure to post pictures of me, the lamb, and Woman's defeat!!
Hello Everyone! I am pleased to report that we made it back to Asheville! We are so happy to be away from the 98+ degree heat and 1,000,000% humidity of Mobile! I couldn't breathe down there, yo!
Our drive home was pretty uneventful, except of course for the flaming porsche we encountered 20 minutes outside of Asheville. That was pretty exciting. No injuries - just an overheated engine that decided to burst into flames. Perhaps it had been in Mobile all week too!
Our house and garden made it through the week without us, and I have been munching on green beans all weekend. Woman had to open a window last night, because she said the green beans give me nasty gas. LOL! Everything gives me nasty gas!
When we got home, there were four messages on the answering machine. Woman's favorite message is a wrong number from what sounded like a pretty hefty "red-neck" type man. After dialing what he thought to be "Earl's" number and hearing a Woman's voice on the answering machine, he decided to still leave a message for "John." Just to be sure "that woman" on the answering machine gave John the message, he repeated it twice. Now, if John doesn't get the message, it will be "that woman's" fault and not the fault of his chubby little mis-dialing fingers. LOL!
Do you know how much I love gardening season? On the down side, Woman locks me out of the garden and ignores me to spend time with her plants, but on the upside, which is more up than the downside is down, I get to enjoy the bounty of her efforts! Green Beans are so yummy!
I also enjoy tomatoes and peas, but I don't like lettuce one bit. I can't believe you people eat that junk!
I am going to be in Mobile all next week. We're leaving tomorrow morning. I probably won't get to blog much, because Woman will be busy "at work." I don't know what that means, but I don't like the sound of it!
Location: Asheville, North Carolina, United States
I live in the beautiful mountains of Asheville, North Carolina, and I am an ornery little pugger. Although I am only awake about 3 hours each day, I work a whole lot of mischief into each and every minute.
