Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Monday, July 13, 2009

I'm Back in Asheville!

Hello Everyone! I am pleased to report that we made it back to Asheville! We are so happy to be away from the 98+ degree heat and 1,000,000% humidity of Mobile! I couldn't breathe down there, yo!

Our drive home was pretty uneventful, except of course for the flaming porsche we encountered 20 minutes outside of Asheville. That was pretty exciting. No injuries - just an overheated engine that decided to burst into flames. Perhaps it had been in Mobile all week too!

Our house and garden made it through the week without us, and I have been munching on green beans all weekend. Woman had to open a window last night, because she said the green beans give me nasty gas. LOL! Everything gives me nasty gas!

When we got home, there were four messages on the answering machine. Woman's favorite message is a wrong number from what sounded like a pretty hefty "red-neck" type man. After dialing what he thought to be "Earl's" number and hearing a Woman's voice on the answering machine, he decided to still leave a message for "John." Just to be sure "that woman" on the answering machine gave John the message, he repeated it twice. Now, if John doesn't get the message, it will be "that woman's" fault and not the fault of his chubby little mis-dialing fingers. LOL!

8 Comments:

  • At 10:33 AM, Blogger Lex said…

    Yay we missed you!!

     
  • At 12:46 PM, Blogger Page said…

    Welcome back!

     
  • At 12:56 PM, Blogger Nevis said…

    Glad to have you back! :-)

     
  • At 7:55 PM, Blogger The Devil Dog said…

    We're glad you're back, and that you didn't melt into a puddle of puggy hair. That is funny about the asnwering maching. Poor dumb sap dialed the same wrong number three times? Gotta love it.

    Roxy

     
  • At 5:32 AM, Blogger C.l.o.v.e.r. said…

    Hi Norman! I have been missing you! Glad to hear you are home safely. Hope you and your family are enjoying your summer!
    xo

     
  • At 6:43 AM, Blogger Sandy said…

    You just make me laugh..Norman. I couldn't breath yesterday either...it's just too hot/humid for living conditions.

     
  • At 8:48 AM, Blogger Tami said…

    I'm glad you're back, Norman!
    Sorry about that little gas issue ... it will pass! Ha! Ha!

     
  • At 11:58 PM, Blogger AM said…

    wrong number messages! Too funny. I bet that made your coming home even better!

     

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