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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Out of Body Experience

I went to bed last night in my bed, but woke up this morning in bed with Woman! Whoah! I'm not sure how that happened. Maybe I was sleep walking?

Monday, November 01, 2010

Unoriginal Halloween Costume

I went to Halloween this year as a "bad dog." Woman said it wasn't a very original idea, and that next year I should try harder. I told her she should stop trying to cram me into costumes that don't fit any more, and we'll call it even. She wasn't impressed.