Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Monday, March 27, 2006

Happy Birthday to Me!

It's my birthday, and there is a cheesecake in the fridge with my name on it! The People are going to take me to the store at lunch to get a present, and I am sooooo excited. Last night the Woman said we would get up early and go for a walk, but I think she forgot. The People have colds, so I'll cut her some slack, but I do expect that walk eventually. Happy Birthday to Me!!!!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Just Doing my Part

The People transplanted some shrubs from the front of the house to the back yard and down in front of the mailbox in the front yard. I have been doing my part to keep the ones in the back yard well-watered, but the one in the front yard has been neglected, because I rarely have access to it. The other day when the Woman went out to water the ferns, I bolted through the door and headed straight to the bush by the mailbox. I gave it a hearty watering before the Woman could drag me off. I'm just doing my part to keep them healthy ...

Thursday, March 09, 2006

What's so Great About Gardening?

The People have been spending their weekends in the front yard "gardening." They lock me up in the back yard where I occasionally get to torment them with my barks and whining when they need something from the shed or on their way with a load of dirt for the mulch pile. I finally got to see what they have been up to in the front yard, and honestly, it's not so impressive. There's just dirt now where shrubs used to be, and dirt where grass used to be. I think they've just been making a big mess. I did walk through the dirt and got yelled at. Maybe it's special, magical dirt. I don't know, but I know I got magic all over me when I walked through it, because it was really muddy.

The Woman was potting up some bulbs in the backyard and spilled something called bone meal, which she feeds to the plants. Bone meal is really, really yummy. I guess it's made from bones. I ate some of it. If I don't die from the amount I ingested, I am going to see if The Woman will sprinkle some on my food every day. At the very least, it would be nice to have a little bit on special occasions!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Puggy Wheels Puggy Makes it Go!

The kid next door has a Power Wheels Hummer of which I am very very jealous. So, the other day I car-jacked him and took off with it when his mom wasn't looking! I was really pimping that thing out too with the bass thumpin' and the hydraulics pumpin'. All the Lady Pugs were waving to me, wanting to take a ride in my Hummer. Unfortunately, the top speed is like 1/2 mph, so the kid's mom car-jacked me and took it back before I could make a clean get away. I tried to climb a steep slope to out wit her, but unlike the real Hummer, this one just spins on any type of incline - pretty pathetic really. The kid has two Power Wheels - one Hummer and one John Deere something or other. I only want one of them. Gosh! Kids now days don't know how to share!

Pug-pug puggy wheels! Pug-puggy wheels! Puggy wheels puggy makes it go!