ZOMG!

The People were gone for a pretty long time yesterday, and when they got home, they smelled like other dogs. Frenchies to be exact. Girl Frenchies. Woman then informed me that I was getting a seester! Can you believe it? A seester! I'm pretty stoked. She better not try to take my toys or snuggle my Woman, but I am excited to boss her around and steal her treats. Woo-hoo! Seesters are the best!

Apparently my seester's name is Miss Magic, and she is 4 years old. She is a retired "breeder", but that doesn't mean she's some sort of lady of the night. From what I hear, Frenchies can't do the deed on their own, so they are "inseminated" manually. Gross, I know. The People are going to pick her up next Wednesday after all the construction is finished.

Are you excited to meet her? I sure am! From what I smelled on Woman already, she's a pretty cool dog.