The Eyes Have It!

I just got back from the Vet, and the news is good - she says I'm looking much better and she's not worried about me any more. The ulcer appears to have healed up, the cloudiness is clearing, and although my poophole is still oddly dilated, she thinks I'm going to be A-OK. I told her my poophole is always dilated - it's why I'm so gassy! I'm not sure what that has to do with my eyeball though. Maybe we should seek out a second opinion? Thanks everyone for your prayers and well-wishes!

My Eye Woes

I had to go to the Vet yesterday, because my right eye is all runny and cloudy. The Vet was afraid it could be glaucoma, but now thinks it is uveitus, which has Woman really worried, because uveitus can be caused by cancer. I'm not all that concerned - I get lots of attention when I'm sick! But, if you don't mind tossing a prayer up for Woman, she'd be much appreciative!

Revenge!

It snowed last night, and Woman expected me to go #2 in it. #2?? No thank you, ma'am. I prefer to #2 on your rug! Mwa-hahahahaa! Woman did exact her revenge by forcing me to pose in the snow for our annual holiday photo. I'm plotting my *next* revenge. It's an endless process...