Locked Out!
Ian threw me out of the bedroom this morning and locked me in the hallway! He claims he is sick of listening to me lick myself at 6:45am every morning. To show my disdain for this new arrangement, I took a nice healthy poo on one of my blankets and peed on the other one! Ha! Now Woman is having to wash them both this morning. That's the last time they'll lock me out of the bedroom in the morning. Silly people ...
posted by Goodboy Norman Featherstone @ 9:37 AM
15 Comments:
At 9:42 AM,
Clover said…
hahaha, Norman, you are a clever guy! Good call on the peeing and pooping. Hahah ... "a nice healthy poo" ...
Love Clover xo
P.S. Sorry you got kicked out though, what was he thinking?
At 10:53 AM,
Punchbugpug said…
Oh No!!!! Norman, that is no way to get in Ian's good graces! Shall I send him some ear plugs so the licking won't get to him???? Maybe he should get up earlier - before you start licking? I mean REALLY!
At 10:59 AM,
kristie said…
norman, it's obvious you are just trying to wake ian up - i mean who isn't up at 6:45 am anyways? your like a warm, furry personal alarm clock.
At 11:56 AM,
Frances Louise said…
You are absolutely right in your objections and your actions. Don't they realize it is your house, and that your humans reside there at your beneficience (is that a word?)!
At 1:08 PM,
Page said…
Well, as long as the poo was healthy...I think Ian should have to clean up the mess!! And, you were completely justified in peeing and pooping in the house since you were so rudely evicted!
At 1:54 PM,
Winston said…
Way to show them Norman. That is the type of behavior that can simply not be tolerated so you were correct to register your disapproval in a way that the humans are sure to find distasteful. I applaud you. Also, it has occurred to me that between being chairman of PALB... and keeping your parents straight you seem to be swamped. Maybe you need a pug sibling that you can train to help you with the work (a puppy).
The Grand Duke
At 5:25 PM,
Sandy said…
Oh Norman, Ian should have taken you for a potty outside and then locked you out! Maybe he will decide that staying in the warm bed and listening to you lick is not so bad?
At 5:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
Oh no! You should have been snuggling with the woman! Boo to Ian! Well, unless there was some lovin' going on... ;0)
At 5:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
Oh no! You should have been snuggling with the woman! Boo to Ian! Well, unless there was some lovin' going on... ;0)
At 10:52 PM,
Tami said…
So Woman pays for Ian's intolerance?!
At 11:24 AM,
Paula said…
Norman, I think you and Paisley would get along great. You both of a knack of getting even....lol.
At 7:43 PM,
The Devil Dog said…
Good job, Norman. Except that you should have done it so Ian would step in it, and it would be squooshy between his toes.
Roxy
At 9:41 PM,
Jessica said…
A nice healthy poo huh? We are LOL.
Love, Seadra and Zoe
At 5:51 PM,
Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said…
The nerve of that Ian!! He just doesn't get it does he?
Four Pugz
At 11:38 PM,
♥Lisa and The Pug Posse ♥ said…
Oh Boy! Good thing you are cute and don't make big Poops!
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