A Second Pug? Or Maybe a Frenchie? Never!

Mr. Ian has put his foot down repeatedly to the Woman's request for a second Pug (or Frenchie). He proclaims this to be a one dog household! (Not because he likes me, mind you, but because he doesn't prefer pets and can tolerate only one.) He has told the Woman she can trade me in for the dog of her choice, but the Woman says she loves me too much to do that. The Woman has even tried to con Mr. Ian by telling him she will only let one dog at a time out of the "dog room", so it will seem like we have only one dog, but he wasn't buying that load of bull. So, to all you people out there telling me to talk the Woman into a second dog and playmate, it's never going to happen. Well, not as long as Mr. Ian is around. And yes, I have tried over and over again to talk the Woman into a different husband, but she seems to really like him. Ugh. Now I know how he feels about me!