My Birthday is Coming!

My Birthday is March 27 - that's next Tuesday! I was hoping to have my party this weekend, but the People said they have to "get the garden in" this weekend. I have no clue what that means but apparently it is more important than celebrating the birth of your firstborn Pug. Maybe it has something to do with the big patch of dead grass in our back yard that has been designated the "No Pug Zone" and the weird "seedling" things in the spare room. Who can tell with these weirdos though?

So anyway, I am going to have my party the weekend after this weekend, and I am way stoked! I can't wait to show off my big yard to all my doggy friends who have not yet been to my house! I sure hope Copper and Chloe can make it, but I am hesitant to invite (gay) Buddy. I don't want him to get the wrong impression. If I do invite (gay) Buddy, I will be sure to make the Woman change the theme from Hello Kitty to He-Man or Hulk or something like that. Yes, she is making me have a Hello Kitty theme, because she loves Hello Kitty. I told her it's her fault that gay dogs hit on me, but she denies it. She says pink decorations never hurt anypug, but I'm not so sure.

All my readers are of course invited, but I know you all live too far to come :( If you can't make it, I insist you all have a little party in my honor!