Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Friday, June 23, 2006

Butterball Turkey Butt

The Woman says I'm getting chubby and has been referring to me as "Butterball Turkey Butt" all week. I don't think I'm getting that fat to warrant a new knickname. And besides, I'm not gaining butt fat, I'm gaining chest girth! She should call me "Butterball Turkey Chest" instead. Sure, my cottage cheese and flaxseed oil might be "filling me out" a little more, but I could use to gain a few pounds. I've always been a rather thin Pug after all and haven't had a good fat roll to call my own. Check out the fat roll in this picture! That's a prize winner!


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