Norman is a Bad Bad Man!

Despite the fact that I am a bad, bad man, I must admit that I enjoy helping the Woman water the roses. I don't mean peeing on them either. The Woman and I go out front and spend about 45 minutes watering the roses (from the hose) a couple times a week. Even though it's really hot out there, it's good times with just me and her. Sure, she has to tie me up or I run away, but I enjoy being tied up, laying in the grass and listening to the hose squirt water. If I didn't make her tie me up, I wouldn't really be a bad, bad man, now would I? I do have a reputation to maintain after all.