Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Saturday, June 09, 2007

It's Saturday!

Hey everyone! Look at me! It's Saturday, and I'm blogging - on Ian's computer too! Hahaha! He's watching the movie Tron, so I snuck back here and logged on. We went to the park today, and it was really hot. Ian poured water on my head to cool me down. I don't know about all you other Pugs, but I HATE having my head get wet. I absolutely despise it! So, I'm plotting to poop in one of Ian's shoes later tonight. Thanks for the idea Duke. Now, should I go in the left or the right shoe??


  • At 11:46 PM, Blogger almond said…

    both shoes for the offence!!

  • At 11:53 PM, Blogger rpm said…

    Both...and if you just pee in it, it would be better because he would probably stick his foot in it without realizing what's going on!

  • At 4:44 PM, Blogger Winston said…

    I say both shoes also and, not to be snippy, pooping in shoes was my idea.

    The Grand Duke

  • At 12:06 PM, Blogger Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…

    So sorry Duke! Your user name shows "Winston", so it confused me, and I forgot. Yes, Yes it definitely WAS your idea :)

  • At 1:50 PM, Blogger Winston said…

    I see Norman, that is an honest mistake. I just assume that everyone remembers that I normally want to flout my royal pedigree, which is why I sign "the Grand Duke." Also, me and my hero Duke have recently been fighting over Suki the pug, so it was not so much your giving someone else credit for my idea, but that it was Duke (of Duke and Gidget) that I thought you were giving credit to.

    No hard feelings,
    The Grand Duke

    PS- the watery stuff is harder to get out

  • At 4:36 PM, Blogger Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…

    OK, Winston - you need to sign your comments, "The Grand Duke Winston", because I *still* think I am talking to Duke of Duke and Gidget. A Pug only has so many brain cells to go around, and I am having trouble dedicating enough of them to figure out who the pug you are :)

  • At 4:41 PM, Blogger Duke & Gidget said…

    Actually, I had the idea first, I just forgot to mention it. Also, I'm thinking it might be more effective if you just wait till he falls asleep on the couch, then pee on his head. That way he might understand more clearly why you hate getting your head wet.


  • At 4:45 PM, Blogger Duke & Gidget said…

    Oh and also, I am going to start signing my comments "The Grand Winston of Duke" just to confuse you a little more!

  • At 10:25 PM, Blogger Winston said…

    I actually think that peeing on Mr. Ian's head is a good fall-back position if his shoes are not easily accessible. Regardless, before the week is up Mr. Ian must meet some type of Pug bodily is a moral imperative.

    Duke, the Grand Duke of Winston.

    PS- if that does not make him love you I do not know what will.

  • At 12:37 AM, Blogger Ronin_The_Pug said…

    BOTH SHOES! It is just a suggestion... you can make a No.1 in one shoe... and No.2 in the other shoe...


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