The Mystery of Hootie's Gender Revealed

There was some confusion out there regarding my usage of the pronoun "she" when referring to Hootie in my recent Halloween post. Most of you thought Hootie was a boy and were surprised to hear me call "him" a "her." Well, let me clear some things up for you. Hootie IS a boy. That's right folks - congratulations, it's a boy! However, since Hootie was going to Halloween as a princess, it was only polite of me to refer to him as a her. This is common courtesy in the world of drag. Now you know ... So, the next time you come upon a man in drag, you will know to refer to him as ma'am and not dude.