Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Buddy is Home Again

Nate came and picked up Buddy last night, and none too soon either! Do you know that Woman gives him my goodboy bones? It's like he's stealing them right out of my mouth! He has even come to expect a goodboy bone when he comes in from peeing. I don't know who he thinks he is, but he's certainly no Pug. I hope my goodboy bone supply has not been completely depleted!

I was a bad dog this morning. Ian kicked me out of the bedroom early in the morning because I was chewing on my butt, so I pooped on the living room rug in self-defense. Woman claims it was out of spite, but I like to call it self-defense.

12 Comments:

  • At 12:49 PM, Blogger Sandra y Coco said…

    Of course it was self-defense. What is wrong with butt chewing???
    (By the way, why were you chewing your butt?)
    Coco

     
  • At 1:05 PM, Blogger Rachel said…

    Gah - the torture and humiliation you've been put through this week is inexcusable!! More carpet poops are called for until things are put right and goodboy bones have been restored!

     
  • At 1:09 PM, Blogger Harry Pugalicious said…

    Tell Woman that if you had done it in spite, you would have pooped on the sofa or something equally valuable!

     
  • At 2:12 PM, Blogger Sandy said…

    Tell Ian to scratch your butt for you so you don't have to chew on it. It's better to pee in the closet on top of shoes rather than in the living room. It has more of an "effect" on the humans.

     
  • At 2:49 PM, Blogger girlville said…

    norman, i think you should poop someheres other than the rug. preferably ian's computer/shoes/clothing/etc.

     
  • At 2:59 PM, Blogger Clover said…

    Haha Norman - good self defense technique!
    I hope your goodboy bone supply has not been depleted either!!
    Love Clover xo

     
  • At 4:33 PM, Blogger Frances Louise said…

    What is Woman thinking, giving Buddy your goodboy bones?! And then Ian kicking you out of the bedroom!?!

    I think your parents need a sit-down chat to re-realize who is the king of the household . . .

     
  • At 9:29 PM, Blogger The Devil Dog said…

    Giving away your goodboy bones, kicking you out of the bedroom? Those are hanging offenses. We think Ian definitely needs a re-education class.

    Roxy

     
  • At 10:22 PM, Blogger Tami said…

    Guido can't even reach his butt :)

     
  • At 11:09 PM, Blogger MJG said…

    Buddy came to my house right after he left yours & we wathced Project Runway. He looking at me the whole time, expecting treats anytime I had anything in my hand. I think your people are spoiling him rotten. Keep pooping on the rug- that'll show 'em!
    Margarita

     
  • At 8:05 AM, Blogger Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…

    LOL Margarita! Does Buddy like Project Runway? This is good blog fodder. I always knew Buddy was a girlpants.

     
  • At 10:35 AM, Blogger Lex said…

    Good pooping! You should Eduardo's advice too.. he peed in his dad's shoe! (well for no reason, but it sounds like good self defense to me!)
    Shame on Woman for giving out your goodboy bones!!

     

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