Just Lazing Around

Hey Everyone! Sorry for the lack of posts this week, but I have been really busy working on perfecting my Frenchy impersonation. What do you think? Am I a believable Frenchy? It would help if you could hear my accent, but that doesn't come across well in print.



Woman really loves Frenchies, and it makes me pretty jealous, so I plan to infiltrate the Frenchy underground and do some damage in the name of Frenchies. Hopefully that will help give Frenchies a bad name and keep Woman from liking them so darn much. Pugs rule. Frenchies ... not so much.

Woman has been knitting this past week, and I have been SO bored! What is a Pug supposed to do while his Woman is knitting? Get in the way of the knitting, right? That just gets me yelled at. Apparently, my "bumhole" was touching the knitting last night, so I got booted off the couch. As if I control my bumhole and what it touches. Geesh!

I'll just go sleep under the bench where my bumhole won't get in anyone's way ...