Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Friday, November 14, 2008

Just Lazing Around

Hey Everyone! Sorry for the lack of posts this week, but I have been really busy working on perfecting my Frenchy impersonation. What do you think? Am I a believable Frenchy? It would help if you could hear my accent, but that doesn't come across well in print.

norman is a frenchy!

Woman really loves Frenchies, and it makes me pretty jealous, so I plan to infiltrate the Frenchy underground and do some damage in the name of Frenchies. Hopefully that will help give Frenchies a bad name and keep Woman from liking them so darn much. Pugs rule. Frenchies ... not so much.

Woman has been knitting this past week, and I have been SO bored! What is a Pug supposed to do while his Woman is knitting? Get in the way of the knitting, right? That just gets me yelled at. Apparently, my "bumhole" was touching the knitting last night, so I got booted off the couch. As if I control my bumhole and what it touches. Geesh!

I'll just go sleep under the bench where my bumhole won't get in anyone's way ...

norman naps on his blanket lump

17 Comments:

  • At 12:19 PM, Blogger Harry Pugalicious said…

    I knows how you feels. My mom likes the frenchies too. What's so darn cute about frenchies? Curly tails? They don'ts have them. Giant nose wrinkles? I thinks not. Velvety soft black ears (that flop over like ears are supposed to)? Of course not.

    Pugz Rule!

     
  • At 12:19 PM, Blogger Harry Pugalicious said…

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  • At 12:30 PM, Blogger Nevis said…

    I have to admit I do that to Poley, too. He'll be sniffing around my scrapbooking stuff and envariablly sit on something. He actually broke my ruler last night!

     
  • At 12:33 PM, Blogger Jemima Jones Beck said…

    You know what I like to do while Mom knits? Sit on her lap and secretly tangle her working yarn into my curly tail and then suddenly spring off of her lap, taking the working yarn with me, and sometimes her project and ball of yarn as well!
    I love a man with an accent! Wink
    Love,
    Jemima Jones Beck

     
  • At 12:42 PM, Blogger Eduardo said…

    BOL! I like that pic of you! I try to get in my Mommy lap when she's sewing & she's like "No Eduardo! All you want to do is get attention!" & then I roll over & wimper & my Mommy says, "Oh my poor baby!!!! Did I upset you? Come here! Come here to Mommy & we will snuggle, I don't even need to sew!" Works every time dude you've got to try it! Moms are suckers for the wimper!
    Hugs & Snugs
    Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

     
  • At 1:08 PM, Blogger Brutus said…

    Yea my gal likes the Frenchies too. I don't see the big deal either.

     
  • At 1:55 PM, Blogger Rachel said…

    We are Frenchie fans too, sorry!! Our friends just got a baby Frenchie shipped in all the way from UTAH!! We are going to meet him this weekend. I will let you know if we see any nefarious Frenchie activity going on.

     
  • At 5:26 PM, Blogger Tami said…

    That really is the cutest picture EVER!!!

     
  • At 9:03 PM, Blogger Punchbugpug said…

    Well Norman, I like Frenchies...but sure not as much as I LOVE PUGS!!! Don't worry we won't let woman replace you!

     
  • At 9:13 PM, Blogger Puglette said…

    awww...poor sad puggy and his bumhole. :o(
    Don't worry about the frenchies, they are just wannabe pugs.
    Hugs,
    Puglette
    :o)

     
  • At 10:23 PM, Blogger Pam said…

    Oh Norman, I just want to scratch your belly in that first picture!

     
  • At 5:26 PM, Blogger AM said…

    You do a mean frenchie impersonation Norman! I love Frenchies too. We need to convince our old friend Kara at Flat Nosed Pups to start blogging again!

     
  • At 10:10 PM, Blogger The Devil Dog said…

    Poor Norman. Tell your mom that whatever she is kntting is going to get dirty sooner or later, you are just making it sooner.

    Roxy

     
  • At 12:33 AM, Blogger meaghen said…

    Pugs Rule....Frenchies Drool!!!!

     
  • At 1:15 AM, Blogger Ronin_The_Pug said…

    Heeeeeey Norman, buddy! What's up with humans and Frenchies??? I don't get it! We, PUGS, RULE! "If it's not a pug, it's just a dog", as I always say...
    Oh yes the bum bum subject... what do humans want? For us to wear underwear? No, sir, not me!

    Have a super day!

     
  • At 12:01 PM, Blogger Lex said…

    Haha I feel for your Woman.. especially if you leave a bumhole stink behind!! :)

     
  • At 1:22 PM, Blogger Clover said…

    Hahah oh poor Norman. I hope Woman made it up to you after yelling at you.
    Love Clover xo

     

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