Mmm ... Grease ....

This morning after Woman cooked up my hamburger, she took the bowl of leftover grease onto the back porch to pour it into a plastic container. She says you can't dump grease down the drain, because it will clog up all the pipes. So, while she was unscrewing the cap from the plastic container (it's just an old detergent container), I started lapping up the bowl of grease. Holy cow people. Grease is good stuff! I can see now why Mr. Chris likes Arby's so much - LOL Mr. Chris! Woman wouldn't let me eat it though, and that made me mad. Now every time I go out to pee, I run over to the grease container to see if it has sprung a leak. No leaks yet, but I'll keep you updated.