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Frances Louise tagged me a couple days ago to do a Meme. Sorry I took so long!
What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?
1 - Sneak up into the bed in the middle of the night while the People are sleeping. You know, it gets cold down on the floor in my bed in the middle of the night. I could use some of that human heat!
2 - Snarf down on Woman's dinner plate while the People are blessing the food. The People sit on the couch and eat, and Woman's food is right there at muzzle level tempting me to steal it! Each night I resist the urge to chomp down on that food while the People's eyes are closed and their minds are in prayer, but I have not done it yet. I bet it would warrant a serious spanking.
3 - Pee on Woman's laptop. That thing keeps her attention all day long. If it were out of the picture, life would be all about me!!
In other news, Exxon is reporting record profits. You don't say? So, gas doesn't have to be so expensive after all then, eh?
What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?
1 - Sneak up into the bed in the middle of the night while the People are sleeping. You know, it gets cold down on the floor in my bed in the middle of the night. I could use some of that human heat!
2 - Snarf down on Woman's dinner plate while the People are blessing the food. The People sit on the couch and eat, and Woman's food is right there at muzzle level tempting me to steal it! Each night I resist the urge to chomp down on that food while the People's eyes are closed and their minds are in prayer, but I have not done it yet. I bet it would warrant a serious spanking.
3 - Pee on Woman's laptop. That thing keeps her attention all day long. If it were out of the picture, life would be all about me!!
In other news, Exxon is reporting record profits. You don't say? So, gas doesn't have to be so expensive after all then, eh?
posted by Goodboy Norman Featherstone @ 9:55 AM
13 Comments:
At 10:22 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hey Norm!
I had a friend who had been in the military for years. His first day he closed his eyes to pray and when he opened them, his pork chop was gone. GONE!?!?!?
He since then has never closed his eyes to pray.
I think this had a point, but I have lost it.
Say "hi" to Uncle Michael next time you see him. He's the bomb!!
- Chlorine
At 10:45 AM,
Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…
LOL! That's some funny stuff! There must have been a Pug in his midst!
At 10:46 AM,
Punchbugpug said…
Norman, we got a good chuckle out of your list!
Maybe we'll get gas "rebates"....lol
At 2:32 PM,
kristie said…
norman, you should be very careful if you pursue peeing on the laptop - sparks might occur and i'd hate for you to get zapped by electricity. however, i absolutely think you should try the bed thing. at least once a week.
At 4:30 PM,
Magnolia Sun said…
I agree with girlville go for the bed.
At 10:02 PM,
The Devil Dog said…
Norman, come over to the jail with me and put that pee to better use, than on woman's laptop. Those thieves really deserve it much more. As for Exxon, can you say price gouge, morally bankrupt and ethically challenged?
Roxy
At 9:38 PM,
The Fun Park said…
Easy on Exxon Norman. They sell the most wanted commodity in the world, and sell it world wide. If the government reported their profits from gas you would s?*!@ your pants.
Don't fall into the typical media hype. There are a lot of people that benefit from Exxon making money. If you have a 401K or an IRA I bet you have some sort of investment in oil.
For myself I will not look down on someone you can build a company and make money. It's the American dream.
Microsoft is trying to buy Yahoo for 44.6 billion dollars to take on Google. Should we complain about Microsoft or Google's profits? Just questions to think about.
I know you and I think alike and we need to get together and talk about lots of things sometime.
At 11:03 PM,
Sandy said…
norman...you are so sassy!
At 5:14 PM,
Michelle said…
I completely understand wanting to jump in the big bed. I can get cold sleeping all by yourself. Don't pee on the laptop though, then we wouldn't be able to see what you are up to!
At 9:37 PM,
Frances Louise said…
What? Your People don't let you sleep with them? That warrants some serious reprimanding . . .
Thanks for playing along with the meme.
Hmmm, you would think that gas would be cheaper here in Alaska, but at last check, we were $3.49/gallon for the cheapest grade. Unfair, my parents say . . .
At 10:53 PM,
Nevis said…
Don't even suggest peeing on laptops, I don't want my puggies to get any bad ideas!!!
At 9:27 AM,
Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…
Sure it's great for them to make such awesome returns Kirby, but my complaint is that they have been saying for the past three years that it's not their fault gas is so expensive. They blame it on the price they are paying for oil, yet here they are, two years in a row with record profits. We may be inadvertantly profiting from those profits, but we are also suffering from those profits. As gas continues to rise so does the cost of everything else, since it requires gas to get all those goods to their destination. That's my complaint.
At 5:18 PM,
Anonymous said…
Norman, very funny posts!
Jake
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