How Could You Deny This Face?

This morning Woman and I went up to the garden as usual to check things out. Woman picked a green bean off the vine, and of course I thought it was for me, so I ran over to her and looked up at her expectantly. But she told me that the green beans aren't for me, they're for Ian. What? Do you video Ian eating the green beans and then post it on the Internet? No! Does Ian look as cute as me munching down on a green bean? Do you know what she said? She said Yes! The nerve! Ian does NOT look as cute as me munching down on a green bean. I've seen him do it before, and it's not cute at all. People eating People food is not cute. It's normal. Now, if Ian would munch down on some dog biscuits, that would be cute, but I digress. Let's get back to the point of the story. So Woman continued to pick green beans and I went back to snarfing tomatoes. I snuck a couple in without her knowing about it! Hehehe!

Finally when she was done picking the beans, she offered me one, so I jumped up excitedly and got her jammy pants all muddy. It really ticked her off. That'll learn you Woman! That'll learn you...