Murphy the Aggressor

We went over to Bill and Kari's to cook them dinner the other night, and Murphy was there of course, because he is their dog and he lives there. Baby Sarah was finishing up her dinner when we got there, and I was trying to greet her with some kisses when Murphy viciously attacked me and bit me on my head! He left a scar and everything! Strangely enough, I didn't bleed, but I did lose some fur. What a jerk! He thought I was trying to go for the "baby drops" of peas and strawberries, but all I wanted was a kiss from sweet Baby Sarah. I don't want ganky half-eaten peas! Murphy got into big trouble for attacking me and had to go into time out for a long time. I ran over to the Woman for some comforting and even wanted her to pick me up. Murphy is a big dog, and he scared the crap out of me! When he finally was released from time out, he was nicer to me, but I don't trust him a bit!