Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

I'm a Very Bad Dog

So, it's not even 10am yet this morning, and I have been very bad indeed. I have been barking at the Woman for a treat even though she doesn't think I deserve one, I have been getting tangled up in her feet in an attempt to trip her, I have been standing in front of her so she can't move or she has to step over me to get by, and I have been licking and biting her hand a lot. She says it hurts when I bite, but come on, it's only little love nibbles! So the Woman tells me I am a bad dog, but then she says, "I love you any way bad dog." No, Woman, you are a bad Woman. But, I do love you any way Woman. She needs to toughen up if I am going to keep being her dog.

8 Comments:

  • At 9:54 AM, Blogger rpm said…

    Norman, try the ultimate trick like Chichi has done in the past...go over to the wall and scratch on it and just keep scratching because this will cause one or two things to happen...either you damage the wall or your Woman will have to give in to your demands. Assuming your Woman doesn't put you in timeout!

     
  • At 10:41 AM, Blogger Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…

    Wow! Chichi has special super powers! Woman would definitely put me in permanent time out if I ever did that!

     
  • At 11:44 AM, Blogger Winston said…

    Norman,
    Have you tried threatening her with a rolled up newspaper? I have seen some people do it, but never to me of course.

    The Grand Duke (Winston)

     
  • At 4:32 PM, Blogger LMizzle said…

    HAHA! This reminds me of the other night when I went to bed. I turned off all the lights and then Winston proceeded to walk in front of me for the whole trip to the bedroom, which caused me to kick him like 6 times!

    Later the next day he ate a whole bag of chips.

     
  • At 11:18 PM, Blogger ***Willow&Belle's Mom*** said…

    Hey Norman maybe I will send Willow and Belle down your way for a day of play to keep you out of the Womans hair for the day Willow and Belle have been on the naughty side too...

     
  • At 10:18 AM, Blogger Sarah Nopp said…

    Norman, you gotta do what Lilly does. Early in the morning, crawl up on the sleeping human chest. Then sit and stare, vulture like (think Snoopy). If that doesn't result in much fun and scritching and eventually cookies, lick your toes. While sitting on her chest!

     
  • At 12:09 AM, Blogger Christine said…

    We have a similar situation in this household. Giggs got into the wedding present I'm supposed to give this Saturday.
    I bought a nice wicker basket and filled it with bath towels which I had rolled and tied with nice ribbon and made bows, etc. I put it where I thought it would be out of reach...
    Now I have to re-do it all and try to get all the pug fur off the towels!!

     
  • At 11:24 AM, Blogger Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…

    Christine - You should know by now that pug fur does not come off of anything ever! I think Giggs wants those towels for himself. Or maybe he needs a bath.

    Sarah - Thanks for the advice! But, if Ian wakes up and finds me on the bed, I will be in a world of hurt, no matter how cute I am being!

    Willow and Belle - Come on down! We have plenty of room for you here!

    Winston - We don't get the paper here. Well, we get it on Wednesday, but it goes straight to the recycle bin (it's free and annoys the People). I can try to sneak out there and get it before the People wake up though. Good idea!

     

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