Yes, I Do Taxes, but Apparently Not Very Well

This is another one of my baby pictures in front of that obnoxious red wall. The Woman isn't so good with the Photoshop these days, so you'll just have to tolerate the brightness that is that red wall. It took 4 coats of paint to cover it when the People moved! Anyway, do you like my bow tie? It's my Accountant look. I tried to do the People's taxes last year, but they just couldn't believe they owed 80 trillion dollars to the government and ended up doing them over themselves. I warned them not to cheat, or they'll get audited, but the Woman didn't trust my Math.

The Woman loves to look at my baby pictures because she likes my big awkward puppy feet. I have to admit that puppy feet are really cute. Too bad my body grew into them :(