Bele Chere

The Bele Chere festival is this weekend, but of course I don't get to go. According to the Woman, it's too hot for me to be downtown, but I think she's just embarrassed of me because of my big shaved spot. I even tried to convince her that I could hang out in the misting tent when I get hot, but she isn't going for it. I am very disappointed too, because the Purina Ultimate Air Dogs will be there, diving into pools and stuff. And there's a children's area where I could lick all kinds of chocolate off all kinds of little faces. Man - I am really going to be missing out this weekend!