Hey Brother!

Here is a picture of Chew Bear, Brother and me. The picture isn't so great, because Mr. Chris's camera was on the fritz, but I think you get the idea of what he looks like. Now, before you go thinking how cute Brother is, remember this - he hides the toys under the couch so other dogs cannot play with them! That is not cute. It is rude. Not all the dogs in the house can fit under the couch, myself included. Of course it goes without saying that Chew Bear can't fit - she's a big boned woman. Also, he gets all up in your face and tries to lick it. Most People don't appreciate this. AND, he is a mute and never says a word! No barks, he pants noiselessly, he never grunts, nothing! (Sometimes the Woman makes him talk like an Indian, and Mr. Chris gets really mad. Thank you very much - please come again!) He's just weird, and I don't like him at all. I won't even comment on the size of his head - look at that thing. It's like an orange on a toothpick! Sputnik!

Brother's name has not always been Brother. When Mr. Chris first acquired him, his name was Radar, but Mr. Chris didn't like that name and changed it. Some people think Mr. Chris is a monster for doing this. Maybe that's why Brother is such a weird-o.