My New Aunt

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I have a new Aunt! We pronounce the word, "Aunt" like "ant." That's right - we're hicks. Many of you pronounce it like you would the word "taunt" but we're not that distinguished - are you British or something? So when you read this, regardless of how distinguished you may be, just know that it's pronounced "ant" in my world and for the duration of this post.

So, Gammy got a new dog who is technically my Aunt! Her name is Peanuts, and she's some sort of hybrid dog - you know, like the Toyota Prius! She gets better mileage than regular dogs, and she qualifies for a tax deduction. Oh, I forgot. We're not allowed to say the word "tax" in our house right now - touchy subject.

Without further delay, here is my new Auntie ...



She and I are different in many ways.

First, she has spots on her belly.



Secondly, she has a very straight tail that wags A LOT!



And finally, she has a giant face thingy. Look at it, jutting out there like some sort of cliff or something.



We do have some things in common though.

First, she loves to snuggle up in a lap.



Secondly, she will never be a Frenchie no matter how long Woman holds her ears up like this.



And last but not least, she loves to play fetch.



But she'll never be able to beat me! I am the King of Fetch!!



In case you're wondering, I did get REALLY jealous of Woman giving Peanuts so much attention, so I had to seek out my lovin' elsewhere.

I got a little bit of butt rubbing from John ...



Made Peanuts jealous by snuggling the Gammy ...



And got some tension from Uncle Michael, although I think he only gave me some tension so he could get his photo on my blog. He's a groupie you know.



Peanuts and I got along for the most part. We're cool with each other, as you can see depicted in this yin yang photo. I call YANG!