Dancing with the Stars

Does anyone watch this show?

We recently got a new TV (It's a big boy, like me!), and with the assistance of some very gaudy rabbit ears, we are able to pick up ABC and sometimes even PBS - gotta love that Clifford. Woman is happy to have ABC, because now we can watch LOST at home, but she wishes we got Fox and NBC, because she loves The Simpsons and 30 Rock (must see).

So anyway, Dancing with the Stars is on ABC. The People saw an ad for it one night and mocked it, wondering who would care to see B or even C "celebrities" trying to dance. Who cares, right? Well, when Ian was gone, Woman indulged her secret interest in this show and found that she really likes it. That Lil' Kim can get down, and not just like a skeeza, but she's got class that no one ever could have imagined! She also likes Steve Wozniak because he's a computer nerd like her, and she feels kind of sorry for how bad he is at dancing. Poor Belinda Carlisle being the first to go - that's just embarrassing.

She does NOT like Holly Madison or Denise Richards. She is just grossed out that Holly Madison was one of three live-in girlfriends of the eldery Hugh Hefner - that's absolutely disgusting. She was hoping she'd get voted off first. Talk about skeeza. Lil' Kim is a princess compared to that icky woman. Woman doesn't know why she doesn't like Denise Richards, she just never has. Maybe it's because she had a little girl crush on Charlie Sheen, or maybe it's that fake smile that says, "Help, I don't know who I am. Should I even be here?" She just seems to lack the "it" to make a celebrity a real celebrity.

So we're rooting for Lil' Kim, but we would also be happy if Melissa Rycroft, Shawn Johnson, or Gilles Marini (who I was shocked to learn is straight - I guess the French can get away with more than other people as far as sexuality is concerned) won, although we're kind of sick of hearing about Melissa Rycroft being dumped on the Bachelor. Anyone who would put themselves on the chopping block to be on the Bachelor rather deserves humiliation and heartache. I mean seriously - it's just silly. And yes, we have seen an episode of it - LOL!

We just feel sorry for Ty Murray, Steve-O and Steve Wozniak. They are really heavy on their feet. Poor little buggers.

So we probably won't get to see Dancing with the Stars again since Ian will be home for the next episode. I guess we'll have to keep up with it on the Internets. Trusty old Internets!