Winston

I got to spend a good amount of time with Winston and Sela over the past couple days. Our guests arrived on Saturday and left on Wednesday morning, but since Page and Rob stayed at the Biltmore Inn on Monday, Winston and Sela were alone with me. All. Day. I learned a lot about those two pugs during that time, some if which I will share with you.

Fact: Winston looks like an Ape.



Fact: Winston is an accomplished lounger.



Fact: Winston cleans up pretty nicely.



Fact: Winston loves to perch on the arm of the couch.



Fact: Winston has strange taste in humans.



Fact: Winston likes to bark at any and all noises and/or movements coming from outside the house.



Some other facts about Winston that lack photographic evidence:

• He is a humper. He grabbed onto Woman's arm and wouldn't let go. LOL!
• He likes dirty underpants.
• He is good at finding dirty underpants - great detective work, dude.
• He knows I am alpha and doesn't care to challenge me.
• He is really serious about food time.
• He will steal food from the peoples' plates if they look away.
• He sometimes scoots on the rug.
• He will hold things hostage when he doesn't get what he wants. For example, he grabbed the peoples' new rug and held it in his mouth, threatening to chew on it, because he wanted fed. He is serious about food time.
• He knows Woman is mine and won't go near her, even when she calls him. Well, except for that time he humped her, but I didn't mind.
  
• He isn't too keen on other dogs, which is cool with me.

Winston is a cool dude. When the miniature human is born, I expect to receive a fed-ex package from Panama City. Contents - one male pug with a humping disorder.