Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Winston

I got to spend a good amount of time with Winston and Sela over the past couple days. Our guests arrived on Saturday and left on Wednesday morning, but since Page and Rob stayed at the Biltmore Inn on Monday, Winston and Sela were alone with me. All. Day. I learned a lot about those two pugs during that time, some if which I will share with you.

Fact: Winston looks like an Ape.

winston looks like a monkey man

Fact: Winston is an accomplished lounger.

winston and sela take a break

Fact: Winston cleans up pretty nicely.

winston partying down

Fact: Winston loves to perch on the arm of the couch.

winston and sela staring out the window

Fact: Winston has strange taste in humans.

ian and winston

Fact: Winston likes to bark at any and all noises and/or movements coming from outside the house.

three pug butts

Some other facts about Winston that lack photographic evidence:
  • He is a humper. He grabbed onto Woman's arm and wouldn't let go. LOL!
  • He likes dirty underpants.
  • He is good at finding dirty underpants - great detective work, dude.
  • He knows I am alpha and doesn't care to challenge me.
  • He is really serious about food time.
  • He will steal food from the peoples' plates if they look away.
  • He sometimes scoots on the rug.
  • He will hold things hostage when he doesn't get what he wants. For example, he grabbed the peoples' new rug and held it in his mouth, threatening to chew on it, because he wanted fed. He is serious about food time.
  • He knows Woman is mine and won't go near her, even when she calls him. Well, except for that time he humped her, but I didn't mind.
  • He isn't too keen on other dogs, which is cool with me.
Winston is a cool dude. When the miniature human is born, I expect to receive a fed-ex package from Panama City. Contents - one male pug with a humping disorder.

11 Comments:

  • At 6:46 PM, Blogger Page said…

    Winston in Ian's arms = Greatest Picture Eva. We now have photographic evidence...

     
  • At 9:18 PM, Blogger girlville said…

    norman, ian looks pretty happy with winston in his arms...i'm thinking if he does arrive in a fedex box winston MAY get to sleep in the big bed...you'd better be worried...

     
  • At 8:57 AM, Blogger AM said…

    Winston does look very ape like. And his arms look so long!

     
  • At 11:52 AM, Blogger Lex said…

    Hahaha Poor Winston!!!

     
  • At 12:29 PM, Blogger Clover said…

    Winston seems like a really cool guy, and we both share an affinity for underpants! Good job compiling that list.
    Love Clover xo

     
  • At 12:29 PM, Blogger Clover said…

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  • At 6:11 PM, Blogger MJG said…

    Norman, you are such as stud. I haven't seen you (or Woman or Ian) forever... I hope that changes soon. Have a great weekend! -Margarita

     
  • At 8:13 PM, Blogger Tami said…

    Winston does resemble an ape in that pic!

     
  • At 6:51 PM, Blogger Nevis said…

    Ha ha ha! Winston humping her arm!!!

     
  • At 8:00 PM, Blogger The Devil Dog said…

    Norman, you should be nice to Winston. You know, he can tell things about you that you may not want known.

    :)

    Roxy

    Humping her arm, imagine the nerve of that guy!

     
  • At 6:39 PM, Blogger LMizzle said…

    My winston loves all those things, too!

     

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