The Bowels of Earth

Did you all know that the Earth is a giant living monster, and if you venture deep below the surface, you will see gross bowels and intestines and guts and stuff? The People went to Linville Caverns a couple weeks ago and brought me back some pictures of the bowels of Earth. I was pretty grossed out, so if you have a weak stomach, you should stop here. I'm glad they left me behind for this trip, because I would not have enjoyed this one.

I don't really know a lot about the Earth's anatomy or the names of her internal organs, but this looks like a gross gooey membrane of some sort. It's probably used to digest Pugs and other cute little animals.



This is the Earth's baleen. She uses it just like whales do - to filter feed on little organisms. Eek!



I think this is part of the Earth's brain. She must have little brains all over the place, because this one certainly can't be big enough to control her entire body.



This is how I know the Earth is a woman. She has lots of fallopian tubes and a giant uterus!



Gross! Earth colon!



Earth acne!



I don't know how the People can smile when they are surrounded by all the grossness of the Earth's organs.



I hope this was educational for all you people out there and that you learned an important lesson - stay out of caves, lest you be digested by the greedy Earth! She's hungry people! Stay away! Sure, the People escaped unscathed, but they were lucky. You might not be so lucky!