Chopping Block

While we were camping, the menfolk started a great big fire over which to cook a giant leg of lamb. This leg of lamb thing cooked for over two hours and smelled so incredibly yummy that I almost wet my pants just thinking about it now. When the lamb was finally done, it was pretty late and had become very dark outside. I was not offered any lamb (big surprise), so I knew I would have to use the cover of darkness to get some on my own. I sniffed around, but the lamb was sitting up high on a counter. I could not reach the counter no matter how hard I jumped. Even my new mountain climbing skills were not enough to help me reach the yummy lamb. So, I had to resort to sneakiness, because you know people always underestimate my sneakiness.

Woman was out by the fire enjoying her lamb. She was too lazy to actually use a knife to cut it into bite-sized pieces, so she had a big hunk of it on a fork, and she was gnawing away at it. I snuck up beside her (it was really dark remember), and I totally stole the entire chunk from her fork as she was taking a bite! I took the whole thing! She was so mad at me. She chased me down and pried the lamb out of my mouth! She stole it back! And she ate it! Can you believe she ate something that had been in my mouth? That explains to you just how good this food was. I can't complain though, because I did snarf some of that lamb down while Woman was chasing me around to get it back, and she gave me a little piece of her second helping. Yeah, second helping! What a pig.

So anyway, the next morning I was put on the chopping block to pay for my crimes.



You can see I wasn't showing any signs of remorse though! Yeah, I done it. And I'll do it again!