Norman, Shut Up!

That is the phrase I hear most often in our house. Rude, eh? Just because I wake the Woman every morning with barking, bark at her while she pees, bark at her while she is trying to get the door open to let me outside, bark at her while she is making my food, bark at her whenever she moves and bark at all noises I hear or may pretend to hear throughout the day, it is rude of her to tell me to shut up! I mean really! Have some manners the Woman! I gotta go bark now. I think I heard a fly land somewhere in the house.