Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

A Very Rowdy Night

Holy cow, our Christmas party was an exciting event! I even got all dressed up for it thanks to Punchy and her creative sewing skills! Check me out, the host with the most ...

norman in his tux

The most ladies, that is!

norman and kari

And the most butt scratchings!!

lauren, clint and norman

But seriously, there were a lot of people in my house on Friday - like 30. It was LOUD and everyone was all complaining about my farting. It's my house people - I fart - deal with it.

The people played Dirty Santa, which involves everyone EXCEPT ME getting a gift. Can you believe that crap? As punishment, I have been pooping right in front of the Christmas tree regularly to let Woman know I'm peeved. That tree better start dropping me some presents, or the poop is going to get closer and closer until finally - BAM! Right on the branches!!

Here is a photo of me watching people open their gifts. Do you see the jealousy in my eyes? Poor pug...

norman watching people open his gifts

This was the gift with the coolest wrapping paper - custom drawing by John Murphy. He's an artist after all.

cool dirty santa wrapping

Lyn received the strangest gift - shoe horns. She was excited about them though. I guess she's kind of weird like that.

lyn showing off her dirty santa gift

Ben was the culprit who brought the shoe horns as a gift. Odd dude ... Just look at that little smile on his face. Yeah, he knows he was naughty. That's the look I have on my face after pooping in front of the Christmas tree.

ben with red eye

Woman and Katherine also got rather lame gifts. Fishing t-shirts. Luckily, Lauren ended up wearing Woman's home since Lauren lost her top at some point in the evening, so Woman doesn't have to re-gift it. Ian later found Lauren's shirt in the hot tub filter. This sounds more scandalous than it actually is. The reason Lauren was without her top is because the people were hot tubbing - no, not naked. LOL!

tammy and katherine showing off their crappy dirty santa gifts

Nate appreciates a good juicy scandal.

nate loves beer

I think this photo pretty much sums up the evening.

lauren, bill, kari and kris cheesing it up

And this one ... I got worn out pretty fast with all that farting!

norman in his tux

The People threw a good party that lasted, in my opinion, way too long. Humans should really have a curfew, like say, 6pm.

ian and tammy

If nothing else, it should be illegal to photo a Pug's nether regions, even if on accident.

tammy and norman

Here are some more photos if you're interested. I am in some of them, so it might be worth your time to check them out!


  • At 11:43 AM, Blogger Harry Pugalicious said…

    Norman, that sucks that nobody broughts you the presents! What kind of guests are they? At least you gots the butt scratches!

    Mom says she is jealous of your woman's hair. Humans are so weird.

  • At 11:51 AM, Blogger Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…

    Thanks for the support Harry. It's good to know somepug is on my side!! Let your Mom person know that Woman hates her hair. It only looks good for special occasions, and the rest of the time is a huge pain in the butt. I don't know what that means. People should just have fur like us, then you don't have to worry about grooming or even wearing clothes!!

  • At 12:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Haha Norman.. I am sure you showed them! You should do what Gus does.. chew all the christmas candles. :)
    Your woman looks amazing! Hair included! :)

    Norman, you should go check out Shelby's blog, she might be able to give you tips on sneaking presents!

  • At 12:20 PM, Blogger Page said…

    Fun! We wish we were there. As a matter of fact as we were heading home at, like, 8 p.m. on Friday night from the LAMEST party ever, I told Rob that y'all were having a party and that it would have been way more fun than the one we left early from. He agreed.

  • At 12:23 PM, Blogger Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…

    You should have kept on driving and came to our party. You might have made it up here before the last guests left - at 3am!!

  • At 12:36 PM, Blogger Sandy said…

    Norman...hand over that food. Everything looks yummy and beautiful. That was a roaring party for sure. Nate the farmer is just killing me with that velvet smoking jacket and is that a tie wrapped around his neck like a scarf?? Honestly! You were the most handsome man there...Ian is a close second. Your mama looks beautiful, as always. Did some of those ladies wear some pug fur home on their pretty black dresses?

  • At 1:18 PM, Blogger Nevis said…

    Norman! You stud! Love the photos and the story on the post.

  • At 2:11 PM, Blogger Eduardo said…

    BOL! Go Norman! How dare they not bring you, the stud pug, himself, host of the party, a present? I mean they give a lady shoe horns? & they can't give a dog a bone?!?! Geezz! Come on humans, get it together! That is some cool wrapping paper though!
    Hugs & Snugs
    Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

  • At 2:24 PM, Blogger The Devil Dog said…

    Oh Norman, we cannot believe that no one brought you any gifts. How terrible. You should have pooped in someone's shoe.
    IT sounds like a wild, fun party. Hope everyone had as much fun as it looks like.


  • At 2:42 PM, Blogger Swampgirl said…

    Your woman looks radiant, I'm sure you were proud of her! And you look so dapper in your tie! Did you at least get a few food nibbles? Bitsey suggests stepping up your game by dropping a few "floaters" in the hot tub! She would also like you to know that she is your soul mate in the fumes department!

  • At 3:40 PM, Blogger Punchbugpug said…

    Norman, that is RIDICULOUS that NO ONE brought the Pug a gift. Honestly, what is with the guest list? You know if the bloggy peeps were there you'd be the man!

  • At 4:06 PM, Blogger packfamily said…

    I love your parties!

  • At 4:14 PM, Blogger Tami said…

    That looks like a fun party. I think I would have kept the special John Murphy wrapping paper - it looks so cool.

  • At 5:52 PM, Blogger Jessica said…

    You look so handsome Norman! Winston and Hefner have the same shirt that they wore for our wedding in Oct. Thanks Punchy! She rocks!

  • At 5:52 PM, Blogger Jessica said…

    You look so handsome Norman! Winston and Hefner have the same shirt that they wore for our wedding in Oct. Thanks Punchy! She rocks!

  • At 6:07 PM, Blogger Priscilla said…

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  • At 9:05 AM, Blogger Rachel said…

    that looks like a jolly good time, Norman! Don't be a party tree-pooper - har har har!!

  • At 9:33 AM, Blogger Nancy and the fatties said…

    Goodboy you are one clever puggy, Setting a curfew for the humans is an excellent idea. Let's also make rules about them leaving the refrigerator open for us and putting the good stuff on the bottom shelf, too.
    happy holidays from your puggy pals in Texas!

  • At 10:30 AM, Blogger Clover said…

    Hi Norman!
    You look SO handsome in your shirt and tie! Thanks for sharing your pictures! It looks like everyone had a fun time!!
    Love Clover xo

  • At 11:58 AM, Blogger Lucy said…

    Good job keeping the humans under control Norman, they looked like they needed it. I love the shirt and tie, the guy can clean up! Well, except for the tree pooping threats I suppose.

  • At 7:58 PM, Blogger Salinger The Pug said…

    Norman, you look SO dapper in your Christmas outfit! We are APPALLED that no one brought you a present! What kind of crap is that?

    We love your posts...Woman does a very good job!


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