Like He Owns the Place

Buddy has been here for almost two weeks, and he's really getting comfortable. A little too comfortable if you ask me. I hope he knows this is not his forever home, and Nate will be back some day soon to take him back to his real home. When Buddy first got here, he was hesitant to take a goodboy bone when he came in from peeing, and rightly so too. He shouldn't be getting my goodboy bones! They're mine! Now that he's been here a while, he runs to the treat cupboard when coming in from pee-pee and gets all excited for his goodboy bone. The nerve! He acts as though he deserves a goodboy bone! He's no Pug. He doesn't deserve anything. Silly Buddy.

Another thing he does that really ticks me off, is he hogs the best spot in the house. See this spot right here. It's the best spot, because you can see everything that is going on in the house from this spot.



So, I want this spot back. I'm pondering how to reclaim the spot, and here are the four options I have come up with.

a. Jump on his back and ride him like a horse until he submits to me and gives me back the spot.

b. Stare him down until he gets really uncomfortable and gives up the spot.

c. Bark at him like a mad man, blurting out puggy expletives until he gives up the spot.

d. Let him have the spot. He won't be here much longer, and he really seems to enjoy laying there.

So, I'm going to let you all vote, and that's the action I'm going to take. Let me know what you think I should do!