Woman is Leaving Me
Woman is leaving me this weekend, and this is how I feel about it.
Not pleased. Not pleased at all.
Woman has decided to become a Body Pump instructor. I think it's a silly idea. I hope she doesn't kill herself this weekend during training. I hear it's pretty intense, and honestly, Woman is weak sauce. I've seen her almost faint before. OK, maybe not faint, but she was pretty dizzy and had to sit down.
So it will just be me and Ian, and you know what that means - I will be alone most of the weekend. Ian always goes off and plays video games and stuff when Woman is gone. I always get the short end of every stick! Poor Pug ...
Not pleased. Not pleased at all.
Woman has decided to become a Body Pump instructor. I think it's a silly idea. I hope she doesn't kill herself this weekend during training. I hear it's pretty intense, and honestly, Woman is weak sauce. I've seen her almost faint before. OK, maybe not faint, but she was pretty dizzy and had to sit down.
So it will just be me and Ian, and you know what that means - I will be alone most of the weekend. Ian always goes off and plays video games and stuff when Woman is gone. I always get the short end of every stick! Poor Pug ...
posted by Goodboy Norman Featherstone @ 8:28 AM
21 Comments:
At 11:50 AM,
Bella and Perogi said…
Go woman!! i love body pump. I do it 2-3 times a week at my gym!
At 1:13 PM,
♥Lisa and The Pug Posse ♥ said…
Poor Norman...maybe Ian will let you sleep in the big bed? I doubt it but if you give him that sad Pug Face he may give in!
At 1:45 PM,
Anonymous said…
Body pump sounds sort of like Rep Reebok... I used to love that class at the Y! Have fun woman!
Poor Norman, maybe woman will teach you how to get buff when she returns and then you can get LOTS of women!
At 2:39 PM,
Clover said…
Poor Norman. Don't worry, Woman will be back before you know it. And she will be all knowledgeable and happy - maybe she will take you to that special dog bakery?!
Love Clover xo
At 3:03 PM,
Sandy said…
Norman....can you get to the bus station by yourself and hitch a ride down here? although, I need to come stay at your house for about a month and let your Woman teach me the aerobic moves and the fancy pump exercises...now that would be a horrible sight.
At 3:50 PM,
Lucy said…
Norman! I always get sad when my humans do work out related stuff without me, but pops always reminds me healthy humans give better walks so we should be supportive.
At 5:38 PM,
The Devil Dog said…
Oh Norman, you can always teleport over here and join Lucky and I for some table fun. (Okay, okay, Lucky never gets on the table, but still. It is fun.)
We wish your woman good luck with body pump.
Roxy
At 7:02 PM,
Magnolia Sun said…
Have fun and good luck woman.
At 7:06 PM,
Pam said…
Tell your woman I said Good Luck! I'm sure she'll do just fine.
At 7:17 PM,
Anonymous said…
Norman! You poor, poor pug. You should invite some of your doggy pals over this weekend while your Woman is away. I hope Ian doesn't leave you for video games- how could he leave that face!! XOXO Peanut
At 7:35 AM,
kristie said…
norman, hitch a cab over here for the weekend! (steal money from ian's wallet first). we will lounge around and eat popcorn while woman is off being all exercisey and stuff.
At 8:16 AM,
Tami said…
Good luck to Woman this weekend :)
She will be back in no time at all, Norman :)
At 8:17 AM,
Punchbugpug said…
Norman, there is a spot on the Pugboat just waiting for you! Do you like boating?...if not, you can stay at camp and relax...
Maybe the Woman can show us the moves at bloggy meetup!
At 9:42 AM,
Nevis said…
I guess you should be glad it's not another sausage fest while woman is out of town! ha ha ha!
At 10:30 AM,
Anonymous said…
Norman I think you should track down the 'new woman'.. she won't leave you behind! :) and if she does you should come out here and stay with me.. I won't leave you alone and you can play with Gus and Indy!!
At 1:09 PM,
Page said…
Oh, poor Norman. Your weekends really aren't as fun as your weekdays, are they?? Tell Woman to have fun and burn some calories for me (since I did, after all, eat an entire medium size Pizza in one day...oh, the heartburn...)
At 3:53 PM,
Anonymous said…
Whoa, that body pump stuff looks intense! There's some kind of female body building thing going on this weekend by my house. Nothing like checkin' out some super muscly ladies get all oiled up and pose! Woo!
At 5:20 PM,
Frances Louise said…
What's this with Woman leaving you with Ian? For exercising? I understand going on a fun trip, but physical activity? Blech!
At 6:31 PM,
Eduardo said…
Hi! My name is Eduardo, I'm a puggle who loves to snuggle! I added you to my blog I hope you don't mind! Please visit my blog!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle
At 6:32 PM,
Eduardo said…
Hi! My name is Eduardo, I'm a puggle who loves to snuggle! I added you to my blog I hope you don't mind! Please visit my blog!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle
At 1:27 PM,
Priscilla said…
Poor pitiful Normie. Ian will take good care of you. I'm sure. But let us know if he doesn't do right by you.
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