Woman's Computer Explode!
BOOM! Woman's computer exploded! It was less thrilling than I expected - there was no smoke or anything. She has been frantically trying to restore the data. Silly Woman. I'm pretty sure it exploded from trying to process the lies about Woman meeting girlville in Yadkin Valley last weekend. Woman would never do a thing like that without taking me! Lies I tell you!! All lies! I don't know where girlville learned to Doctor up photos, but she sure did a good job fixing up those ones of her and Woman to make it look like they were together this past weekend! I know Woman was here in Asheville all that day!