Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Traitor!

Buddy is staying at our house all this week while Nate is on a business trip in Arizona. Woman runs on Tuesday mornings and leaves me at home with Ian (even though he is still sleeping). I get to roam the house freely, so it's ok with me, but what happened this morning was not ok with me. Do you know what happened this morning? You'll never believe what happened. Even after I tell you, you're going to think I'm lying. Ready? Woman took Buddy with her on her run and left me at home! Me - at home! Buddy - running! I can just imagine how much fun they had together - laughing it up, running, talking about how Buddy is so much more awesome than me. Buddy thinks he's so great just because he's a big dog and I'm a little "rabbit dog." This is so unfair. Woman is a traitor. I am plotting some serious shenanigans today. Serious.

16 Comments:

  • At 9:04 AM, Blogger Pug and Bugg said…

    Poor Norman!!! We think that is silly... clearly you are a great athlet... well, maybe not. But you're cute!

     
  • At 9:46 AM, Blogger Lucy said…

    3 words Norman, 3 words. Poop in shoes.

     
  • At 10:30 AM, Blogger Lex said…

    Oh wow Norman! That is shameful.. shameful I say!

     
  • At 11:28 AM, Blogger girlville said…

    norman, considering the heat we are experiencing here you may actually be the luckier dog...still, i think you should poop in ian's shoes (yeah him not woman).

     
  • At 11:47 AM, Blogger Nevis said…

    Oh, Norman...I don't think your woman would desert you for that big dog.

    Besides...everyone knows that it isn't the size of the dog...it's how loud they snore.

     
  • At 2:05 PM, Blogger Clover said…

    Awww Norman. That is so sad. Mom never takes me when she runs either... but she has never taken another dog with her. Do you need any help getting back at Woman? I can try to help you think of something.
    Love Clover xo

     
  • At 2:38 PM, Blogger Tami said…

    Ouch! I think Woman hurt someone's feelings!

     
  • At 3:37 PM, Blogger Punchbugpug said…

    Norman, do you like to run?

     
  • At 3:38 PM, Blogger Punchbugpug said…

    Do you like to run Norman?

     
  • At 5:09 PM, Blogger The Devil Dog said…

    Yup, Woman is in for it now. We agree with you completely, Norman. Woman has turned traitor. Hiss, boo, snort, poop on the bathroom floor when she's not looking so she gets out of the shower and steps in it with her bare feet.

    Roxy

    Not that I have ever done that.

     
  • At 5:58 PM, Blogger Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…

    Oh, barefoot poop would be off the hook! She just got back from a work out class and is about to get in the shower. I might have a little surprise waiting for her when she steps out onto the rug. HAHAHAHAHA!

     
  • At 7:33 PM, Blogger Mr. Chris said…

    So you're saying Tammy had an affair with another dog!? Scandalous!

     
  • At 12:58 PM, Blogger Oscar said…

    Hmmmm....I hear Rocky music and see a pug working out to beat up this Buddy...

     
  • At 1:00 AM, Blogger rpm said…

    Norman, just remember that Buddy is not as good looking as you! He probably can't kiss as good as you or get as many girls swooning over him. Just think...he didn't get to come to the party at your house!

     
  • At 3:32 PM, Blogger Magnolia Sun said…

    Norman I think your lucky you got to stay inside the cool house, maybe just pee on the floor!

     
  • At 2:28 PM, Blogger Suki Sumo said…

    She only took Buddy for a run because he needs it to look good. Your beauty is natural. You're in such good shape - too good to run, even. Consider yourself lucky!

     

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