Traitor!
Buddy is staying at our house all this week while Nate is on a business trip in Arizona. Woman runs on Tuesday mornings and leaves me at home with Ian (even though he is still sleeping). I get to roam the house freely, so it's ok with me, but what happened this morning was not ok with me. Do you know what happened this morning? You'll never believe what happened. Even after I tell you, you're going to think I'm lying. Ready? Woman took Buddy with her on her run and left me at home! Me - at home! Buddy - running! I can just imagine how much fun they had together - laughing it up, running, talking about how Buddy is so much more awesome than me. Buddy thinks he's so great just because he's a big dog and I'm a little "rabbit dog." This is so unfair. Woman is a traitor. I am plotting some serious shenanigans today. Serious.
posted by Goodboy Norman Featherstone @ 8:15 AM
15 Comments:
At 9:04 AM,
Pug(s) and Bugg said…
Poor Norman!!! We think that is silly... clearly you are a great athlet... well, maybe not. But you're cute!
At 9:46 AM,
Lucy said…
3 words Norman, 3 words. Poop in shoes.
At 11:28 AM,
kristie said…
norman, considering the heat we are experiencing here you may actually be the luckier dog...still, i think you should poop in ian's shoes (yeah him not woman).
At 11:47 AM,
Nevis said…
Oh, Norman...I don't think your woman would desert you for that big dog.
Besides...everyone knows that it isn't the size of the dog...it's how loud they snore.
At 2:05 PM,
Clover said…
Awww Norman. That is so sad. Mom never takes me when she runs either... but she has never taken another dog with her. Do you need any help getting back at Woman? I can try to help you think of something.
Love Clover xo
At 2:38 PM,
Tami said…
Ouch! I think Woman hurt someone's feelings!
At 3:37 PM,
Punchbugpug said…
Norman, do you like to run?
At 3:38 PM,
Punchbugpug said…
Do you like to run Norman?
At 5:09 PM,
The Devil Dog said…
Yup, Woman is in for it now. We agree with you completely, Norman. Woman has turned traitor. Hiss, boo, snort, poop on the bathroom floor when she's not looking so she gets out of the shower and steps in it with her bare feet.
Roxy
Not that I have ever done that.
At 5:58 PM,
Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…
Oh, barefoot poop would be off the hook! She just got back from a work out class and is about to get in the shower. I might have a little surprise waiting for her when she steps out onto the rug. HAHAHAHAHA!
At 7:33 PM,
Mr. Chris said…
So you're saying Tammy had an affair with another dog!? Scandalous!
At 12:58 PM,
Oscar said…
Hmmmm....I hear Rocky music and see a pug working out to beat up this Buddy...
At 1:00 AM,
Sandy said…
Norman, just remember that Buddy is not as good looking as you! He probably can't kiss as good as you or get as many girls swooning over him. Just think...he didn't get to come to the party at your house!
At 3:32 PM,
Magnolia Sun said…
Norman I think your lucky you got to stay inside the cool house, maybe just pee on the floor!
At 2:28 PM,
Jen and Suki said…
She only took Buddy for a run because he needs it to look good. Your beauty is natural. You're in such good shape - too good to run, even. Consider yourself lucky!
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