Sweetenest Most Pug?
Woman is so fickle. She's always telling me I'm the sweetest little puggle bear in the whole wide world, but as soon as Jazzy steps paw in our house, all of the sudden Jazzy is the sweetenest most. Woman has no loyalty!
Is this the face of a sweet Pug?
Humph! I think not. Norman is not amused.
I gave in and tried to mimic Jazzy's sweet face, but Woman said it's about the attitude, not necessarily the look. I don't even know what that means, but it sounds disgusting.
I hope Jazzy stays away longer this time, because I am fed up with Woman talking about how great Jazzy is. I am greater than her. Trust me. I know these things. Stupid Jazzy stealing my attentions...
Is this the face of a sweet Pug?
Humph! I think not. Norman is not amused.
I gave in and tried to mimic Jazzy's sweet face, but Woman said it's about the attitude, not necessarily the look. I don't even know what that means, but it sounds disgusting.
I hope Jazzy stays away longer this time, because I am fed up with Woman talking about how great Jazzy is. I am greater than her. Trust me. I know these things. Stupid Jazzy stealing my attentions...
posted by Goodboy Norman Featherstone @ 9:19 AM
16 Comments:
At 9:31 AM,
Punchbugpug said…
Norman, it's just because Jazzy is a girl that the Woman says this stuff! I think you are so sweet! Maybe if you had a brother or sister Pug you would learn that the Woman has enough love for more than one Puggie.
At 9:34 AM,
Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…
NEVER! I want NO OTHER DOG in my house! I am an ONLY PUG, and I LOVE it that way!!! Please don't go putting ideas in my Woman's head Punchy!!
At 10:32 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hahaha poor Norman! Woman may think Jazzy is all sweet.. but remember you are the one that is with Woman! She didn't decide to keep Jazzy! Besides.. Jazzy must not be that sweet if her parents keep dumping her at your place! lol
At 10:44 AM,
Page said…
I'm sorry, Norman, but I have to agree with Punchy. And, Jazzy is pretty darn cute. But you're cute too!
At 10:48 AM,
Nevis said…
Poor Norman!
So who's worse? Jazzy or Buddy?
At 12:19 PM,
Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…
Lex - Woman DID try to send me home with Jazzy's woman person instead of Jazzy! Jazzy's woman person loves her very much - that's why she lets her stay at our house instead of "boarding" her when she goes somewhere. Woman LOVES keeping Jazzy. Stupid Woman.
Nevis - Jazzy is far worse. Although Woman says Buddy is "better" than me, Buddy has a face, and Woman doesn't like dogs with faces. Sorry to all you dogs out there with faces, but Woman loves the smashed look.
At 1:15 PM,
Clover said…
haha Norman - I had something to say after I read your post and then I read your comments here and I was laughing so much that I forgot what I was going to say. This is the best: "Sorry to all you dogs out there with faces, but Woman loves the smashed look."
Hahaha
Love Clover xo
P.S. Oh yeah - I was going to say that YOU are the sweetenest most, I am sure. But Woman was probably just trying to make Jazzy feel good.
At 2:58 PM,
Pam said…
I agree with the comment above Norman, I'm sure the Woman was just trying to make Jazzy feel good. She sure is cute, but I'm sure she can't be any sweeter than you for sure!
At 3:23 PM,
kristie said…
yes norman, how do you know that woman is not just lying to jazzy? she may be saying that to her so she won't pee on her shoes or something. it could all just be a ruse. i'm your you are the mostest sweet.
At 9:39 PM,
The Devil Dog said…
We agree with girlville, Norman. You don't know that Woman is just saying those things to make Jazzy feel better about being left by her parents.
We know Woman loves you, she has a blog about you, for goodness sake.
Roxy & Lucky
At 11:36 PM,
Tami said…
From the look on her face in that last photo, Jazzy may know what you are thinking, Norman. Watch your back! It's always the sweet ones who turn ;)
At 7:45 AM,
Mr. Chris said…
There sure are a lot of other dogs visiting your house recently. Tammy seems to be really like most of them. NORMAN! I suspect Tammy is interviewing replacement dogs!
At 8:52 AM,
AM said…
I've never met Jazzy, but I've met you and you are VERY sweet. I cant hardly imagine that Jazzy would be sweeter. Just not possible. I bet Woman is just saying that to make Jazzy feel at home. So she doesnt get homesick.
At 3:57 PM,
Frances Louise said…
NO WAY is Jazzy sweeter than you? Jazzy is like the sucralose substitute to your pure cane sugar!!
At 5:03 PM,
Rachel said…
Jazzy does look like a sweety, but you have attitude and intellect, and that trumps good looks any day.
At 10:07 PM,
Jen and Suki said…
Maybe Woman is all lovey-dovey with Jazzy just to make her feel at home. With a face like that I am sure Jazzy's mom is full of the sweetenest stuff all the time anyhow. I don't think it changes her affection toward you, right?
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