Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Bragzilla

Woman said my last post was very boastful and probably made a lot of puggies jealous, so she's making me apologize. Sorry. You can come live with my People if you want. I bet your People don't embarrass you by making you publicly apologize on the Internets. My People are meanie butts. You wouldn't want to stay home with them all day anyway. They make me eat broccoli and pee outside, and they even make me get the mail every day. You Pugs who don't have to deal with this junk are lucky. Stupid Woman...

8 Comments:

  • At 10:13 PM, Blogger Suki Sumo said…

    Now really, Norman. Do you REALLY have to get the mail everyday?? If so, my pawrents want your pawrents to teach them the way to make a puggy behave (but I do not!).

     
  • At 11:22 PM, Blogger Winston said…

    I would like to volunteer Cosette Colbert d'Bonapug to go live with you, the woman and Ian. She is starting to cramp my style but demands constant attention. I think your situation would be ideal.

    The Grand Duke

     
  • At 7:28 AM, Blogger Rachel said…

    Norman, pugs are natural braggers. Any dog that weighs under 20 pounds but thinks it's the biggest dog in the room and has the audacity to curl it's own tail and squish it's own face up simply cannot avoid the boastfulness that is PUG. Just tell woman: it is nature's 'survival of the puggiest'...

     
  • At 9:47 AM, Blogger AM said…

    How is that fair that they get to pee inside and you have to pee outside?

    I think you should make them pee outside too. :)

     
  • At 9:53 AM, Blogger Tami said…

    I only wish we lived closer!

     
  • At 10:48 AM, Blogger Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…

    Me too Tami. I know we would have such fun together!

     
  • At 8:52 PM, Blogger The Devil Dog said…

    Dear Norman. We didn't think you were braggin at all. We thought you were very happy that you got to spend such great quality time with Woman and Ian. Tell Woman to chill.

    There is plenty of room here if you need to get away. I eat broccoli too, but then, I love it.

    Roxy

     
  • At 11:40 AM, Blogger girlville said…

    norman, i didn't think you were bragging, but i was jealous that you get to be with them all day. however, when you said they make you eat broccoli - that made me glad i don't live with you!

     

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