Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Where is My Christmas Tree?

The Woman is usually very excited to get the Christmas tree right after Thanksgiving. It is almost a week after Thanksgiving already and still we have no Christmas tree! What's up with this? Has Woman turned into Scrooge? Will she be visited by three ghosts? And if so, will I be able to see the ghosts and join in her adventures through space and time? I certainly hope so. I would rather just get a dang Christmas tree though! Sure, flying around with the Ghost of Christmas past would be fun, but it's just not the same thing, and that Ghost of Christmas Future scares the living crap out of me! So, Woman, just go buy me a tree and decorate the tree and put presents under the tree, because I don't want to deal with any ghosts in this house! And please stop knitting. I am getting bored of laying on your lap all the time! I want to throw some Hootie!

13 Comments:

  • At 9:51 AM, Blogger Pandora said…

    You heard him - stop that knitting and get out there and get a tree! Who wears the pants in your family? he he

     
  • At 10:24 AM, Blogger Magnolia Sun said…

    Norman I think she may be slow in getting a tree because Thanksgiving came a week earlier this year at least that's my excuse.

     
  • At 11:17 AM, Blogger girlville said…

    norman, do you get a live tree? if so do you get to help pick it out? you definitely should! maybe woman is waiting for this weekend.

     
  • At 12:14 PM, Blogger The Devil Dog said…

    Chill out Norman, it's not December yet. That's when our tree comes out. As far as sitting on your mom's lap, I'll trade with you. It's been coooooold up here! So being on a nice warm lap would be nice.

    Roxy

     
  • At 12:14 PM, Blogger The Devil Dog said…

    Chill out Norman, it's not December yet. That's when our tree comes out. As far as sitting on your mom's lap, I'll trade with you. It's been coooooold up here! So being on a nice warm lap would be nice.

    Roxy

     
  • At 3:50 PM, Blogger Oscar said…

    Well, Norman, I know what you mean. But, Friday night we are putting up our tree! We can't wait!

     
  • At 4:29 PM, Blogger Frances Louise said…

    I hear that humans forget things as they get older . . . I wonder if that is happening to your Woman. I think you need to give her a friendly reminder that life revolves around YOUR needs and YOUR wants. So, no more knitting, throw some Hootie, more gravy, and get a Christmas tree!

     
  • At 4:37 PM, Blogger Punchbugpug said…

    Norman, you don't pee on the tree, do you? Have you tried hiding the knitting needles?

     
  • At 4:45 PM, Blogger Page said…

    Norman, just chew up the knitting needles! That'll teach her! They're bamboo, right?? Very yummy...(not that I have any experience chewing bamboo). It's like a giant toothpick!

     
  • At 8:53 PM, Blogger Pug Mommy said…

    We need to get off our butts and get a tree too!

    PS. Thanks for the nice comments about Maggie last week. It is so nice to know people were thinking about us.

     
  • At 10:30 PM, Blogger Melissa & Emmitt said…

    Hi Norman!
    So what is your mom knitting? Mine is crocheting little pug finger puppets like crazy.
    :) Emmitt

     
  • At 6:51 AM, Blogger Tami said…

    Norman, we always put the tree up the day after Thanksgiving no matter when it falls in the month. If it's a live tree, I don't blame Woman for waiting a bit. If it's like mine, fake, she needs to pull that baby out and set it up :)

     
  • At 12:53 PM, Blogger Clover said…

    Hey Norman,
    I hope you get some Hootie throwing in sometime soon. I know what it is like to be ignored. No one is playing with me either, because I am supposed to be "quiet" so my stitches heal. I want to throw some Hootie too! And I want a Hootie.
    Love Clover xo

     

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