Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Dear Canadaland

How does your mail be so s-l-o-w? I know you are your own separate country and all, but seriously, we're geographically tickling up against your soft underbelly from sea to shining sea. It's not like the mail has to fly across an ocean or take some sort of chunnel to reach its destination. How can it take so long to deliver a package sent from North Carolina? We even accept your quarters and pennies as our own legal tender (except some of those damn picky vending machines that spit the change out no matter how many times I put it in there)! Please deliver Lmizzle and Christine their Pay It Forward gifts. I have some really cute pictures of me modeling the gifts that I am absolutely dying to share with the world, and I cannot do that until Canada Post (ie; Postes Canada, ie; Crazy Frenchies) gets its butt in gear. Hurry the pug up!

12 Comments:

  • At 4:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dear Norman,

    I have a confession to make. I am secretly in love with you. I have to admit, when I first met you (yes, we have met, once, for a weekend fling), I hated you. I despised you. But you have grown on me. I have come to .. to ... love you.

    I love your pictures, I love your Blog, I love everything about you. I was so concerned when you went through your cancer. I feel I have known you all my life. I will share more when I am brave enough to. For now, just call me H!

     
  • At 4:12 PM, Blogger Punchbugpug said…

    Norman, all good things take time. Those international shipments are never easy! Be patient. PS, did you put the right postage on????

     
  • At 4:18 PM, Blogger Pug Mommy said…

    Canada Post sucks! When I mail stuff to my family for Christmas I usually try and mail it by Dec 1st (seriously) because I have been burned before. I am so excited to see your pictures!

    PS. I am intrigues by Norman's admirer in the post above....

     
  • At 4:36 PM, Blogger The Devil Dog said…

    Lucky and I can't wait to see the photos, Norman, so I sure hope the Canadian mail hurries up.

    Roxy

     
  • At 5:59 PM, Blogger Winston said…

    Dear Norman,
    Let's not be too harsh on the Canadian Postal Service. Canadians are just slow generally, and we should be patient with them as you would a rather stupid pug (Rollo Tamasi comes to mind). So don't be angry, rather give Canada a complimentary pat on the head when the post finally does arrive, eh?

    The Grand Duke

     
  • At 6:32 PM, Anonymous Crash said…

    It takes long because Yankee postage smells funny and anything coming from a Pug should be inspected CAREFULLY. Because Pugs are smart. Well, ours is not smart. But, the other ones we have met are.

    From a Boxer named Crash.

     
  • At 7:33 PM, Blogger girlville said…

    norman, i cannot wait for your packages to arrive in canadaland because your woman told me what was in them and i'm very excited to see pictures! hurry up canadaland postpeople!

     
  • At 10:31 PM, Blogger ***Willow, Belle & Old Man Turbo's Mom*** said…

    Oh Norman...be patient...Good things happen to those who wait. I bet your goodies will get their safe and sound...
    But I am with you Norman...Hurry the Pug UP! I wanna see what it is !!! and mostly your pictures of you modeling it!

     
  • At 11:54 PM, Blogger Roy & Gwen's Mom said…

    Norman,
    Thank you for the wonderful gift! It is very soft and warm and we're looking forward to using it once the cold weather comes!

     
  • At 9:35 AM, Blogger Clover said…

    Haha, it's true about Canada Post. I lived in Northern Ontario for a year, and sending a letter from there to Southern Ontario always took at least a week!!
    Love Clover xo
    P.S. Winston made me sad - Canadians are not generally slow! Take me for instance, I am so quick and smart!

     
  • At 10:45 AM, Blogger Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…

    Winston is a silly Pug, Clover. I'm sure he didn't really mean it :)

     
  • At 12:49 AM, Blogger Christine & Giggs said…

    LOL! Postes Canada! Viva la Postes Canada! Heheh

     

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