Presents!

The Christmas tree has dropped its first presents of the season with little to no provocation from me. OK, there was *some* provocation, but I only lifted my leg - I didn't squirt or anything. The Woman won't tell me who the presents are for, and since I can't read that scripty lettering the tags are written in, I don't know if there are any presents under there for me. I hope so though. It smells a lot like clothes and human gifts though. I sure hope I'm not getting clothes...