You're Just a Whittle Baby, Aren't You?

My first reaction to this question is, "Heck No, Woman. I'm not a whittle baby. I'm a full grown stud Pug on the prowl! See my wiggle - my twist - my forbidden dance!" However, on further inspection, I answer, "Yes, I'm your whittle baby." Why, you may ask? Have I gone soft, you may ask? Well, let me tell you ... Whittle babies are not accountable for their actions. Whittle babies can bark and chew things up and not get in trouble, because whittle babies don't know any better. When whittle babies pee on the wall, they are not spanked, but stud Pugs are. So there Mr. Ian! The whittle baby can do what he wants, because he doesn't know any better. Face!