WHAT??!!?!!?!

This is the woman's response to my constant barking. As you might have guessed, she asks me this question a lot, because I bark at her a lot. The answer is always the same, "I'm evil!" I used to be able to make her cry by barking at her non-stop, but she has built up a resistance to it. I haven't made her cry in a while now that I come to think of it. I need to amp it up a bit.