Goodboy Norman Featherstone

Monday, January 22, 2007

I Don't Get to go to Mobile

I am sad today, because I just found out that the People are going to Mobile, and I do not get to go. I have to stay home with a housesitter who won't even be here very often, and I will be a lonely, lonely Pug dog locked up in "his room"; ie, the bathroom. I am used to being with my People 24/7, or at least 20/7 on a bad day. How can I endure being alone? The Woman says she feels bad about having to leave me with a housesitter, but that I just can't go to Mobile with her, because she is going for work. I wish a blogger friend would come save me from my bad Pug Owners. Perhaps I need to contact a Pug Rescue organization.

Speaking of Pug Rescue, the Woman told me last night she was going to send me to a Pug Rescue organization, because I peed on the floor out of spite while she was at the grocery store. She didn't send me off though. I guess I'm kind of glad, but with this news of her abandoning me for a week while she traipses around Mobile, I would rather go to Pug Rescue. Poor Norman...

She also says I can't go to Mr. Chris's house, because he has his hands full with too many dogs and sometimes a house of kids. She acts like I am high-maintenance or something. Geesh. Mr. Chris can handle one more mouth to feed!

4 Comments:

  • At 7:23 PM, Blogger rpm said…

    Oh, Little Goodboy Norman, we feel your pain... I wish you could be dropped off here to stay...only thing is you might learn to pee on the floor like others around here are known to do at free will. That could cause you to spend time in jail when you get back to NC.

     
  • At 7:51 AM, Blogger Punchbugpug said…

    Poor Norman, if we lived closer we'd save you!!!!!

     
  • At 9:14 AM, Blogger Goodboy Norman Featherstone said…

    Oh, I already know how to pee on the floor, RPM! LOL!

     
  • At 11:02 AM, Blogger Manda Girl said…

    Come to our house!!!!! We'll take good care of you and Miko pees on the floor all the time - you would fit right in.

     

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