Chubby Choo Choo
Woman has been using some nicknames on me lately that I find to be just plain rude. I think she is trying to insinuate that I have, perhaps, packed on a few pounds. For shame!
For her punishment, I shall give her the blank! Take that Woman! No eye contact!
So I've got a little bit more neck waddle than I used to have. You know that as we age, our skin loses elasticity and just hangs a little more ...
And maybe I've got a bit of back fat. There's nothing wrong with that! It keeps me warm at night.
And maybe my belly is a little "fuller" than it used to be, but I did just finish eating, Woman!
I don't think these things warrant names like, "Chubby Choo Choo" and "Hog Goblin", do you? What about "Fatty McFatterson?" That's just over the line Woman!
I will forgive you in time ... probably sometime around DINNER time!!
For her punishment, I shall give her the blank! Take that Woman! No eye contact!
So I've got a little bit more neck waddle than I used to have. You know that as we age, our skin loses elasticity and just hangs a little more ...
And maybe I've got a bit of back fat. There's nothing wrong with that! It keeps me warm at night.
And maybe my belly is a little "fuller" than it used to be, but I did just finish eating, Woman!
I don't think these things warrant names like, "Chubby Choo Choo" and "Hog Goblin", do you? What about "Fatty McFatterson?" That's just over the line Woman!
I will forgive you in time ... probably sometime around DINNER time!!
posted by Goodboy Norman Featherstone @ 10:44 AM
14 Comments:
At 11:33 AM,
Tami said…
Ha! Ha! Too funny! Guido weighs 24 pounds so don't sweat it ;)
At 12:01 PM,
Mia said…
Poor Norman!! Don't let the Woman get to you. She's just jealous that she doesn't have your fabulous figure. I ahve to deal with here all the time!!! It's the price we pay for being adorable. =)
At 12:07 PM,
Anonymous said…
Oh no! We call Gus Fatty fat fat fat! lol Or tubby chunky..
You tell woman she needs to walk you more!
At 12:54 PM,
Jemima Jones Beck said…
Hahahah! "Hog Goblin"! That's hilarious! But still over the line. Your new waddle is fabulous.
Jemima
At 1:45 PM,
Punchbugpug said…
Norman, I feel your pain. I think it's actually all caused by gravity. Personally is anyone at our house calls me chubby choo choo or anything like that I'd bite them.....
PS - We call Chloe...."big mama"....
At 4:32 PM,
Dan Coyle said…
Bah! You have to stay in one place to make sure Woman does her work! Of course you'd get a little flabby!
At 7:09 PM,
Tiffany and the Munchkins said…
We think you are adorable just the way you are!
Chihuahua kisses,
Bentley & Lexus
At 7:11 PM,
AM said…
Just means more pug to love!
(Although, I do love the Hog Goblin nickname)
At 8:53 PM,
dw said…
Heeeeeee, yep, I'm sure you'll forgive the Woman at dinnertime. Oh yeah, *nods*.... heeeeee
At 7:50 AM,
kristie said…
i think you look just fine, norman. slim and trim. i think my cat 'fat charlie' surpasses you in girth.
At 10:34 AM,
Nevis said…
I think you're gorgeous. But "Hog Goblin" is also hilarious!!!
At 9:27 PM,
Priscilla said…
Oh Normie! You bring your chubby self on over to my house. I would never make fun of your big fat tummy. Wait. Forget I said that.
At 8:07 PM,
nickee said…
I love your round round face!! And what belly fat?? ^^
At 1:02 PM,
Page said…
You're precious Norman, no matter what size. And don't feel bad, Rob has started calling Sela (when she's laying on her side) the Montauk Monster. And I have to admit to seeing a striking resemblance...don't tell her I said that. BTW, your Woman is awesome and I LOVE the car seat base. Could you ask her to email me at pagecole@hotmail.com. I don't have her email anymore since I changed addresses when I left work and have a question! Thanks!
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