I went to Halloween this year as a "bad dog." Woman said it wasn't a very original idea, and that next year I should try harder. I told her she should stop trying to cram me into costumes that don't fit any more, and we'll call it even. She wasn't impressed.
Location: Asheville, North Carolina, United States
I live in the beautiful mountains of Asheville, North Carolina, and I am an ornery little pugger. Although I am only awake about 3 hours each day, I work a whole lot of mischief into each and every minute.